EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

The officewon't bethe same

who approves my snack budget now?

Effective immediately, this place has zero people who actually know how the printer works. The office won't be the same without you. Go be brilliant somewhere new.

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For a leaving coworker — name the exact thing the team will miss (the meetings they saved, the dumb jokes) and slip the real fondness in under the joke.

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