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FAVOURITEHUMANDISASTER
and I mean that lovingly
You are, without question, my favourite human disaster — chaotic, a little unhinged, and somehow exactly who I'd pick every time. Happy birthday, you legend.
CARD · FAVOURITE HUMAN DISASTERBIRTHDAY

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Affectionately call them a mess, then make clear they're your favourite one.
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Make it move. Send the animated birthday card — pull the curtains open on their name. They’ll replay it again and again.
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