A MOMENT OF SILENCE

RIPyourshoes

& sleep, & your TV remote

Pour one out for your shoes, your sleep schedule, and at least one TV remote — they served you well. New puppy in the house means total adorable destruction incoming. Congrats, you absolute sucker. Worth it.

CARD · RIP YOUR SHOES — NEW PET

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The roast-with-love classic — say goodbye to your shoes, your sleep, your remote. List the casualties, then admit you'd hand them all over again.

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