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Stillnotold.
just ✨vintage✨. happy birthday.
Another year, somehow still no grey hairs and no wisdom. Never change. Happy birthday, you menace.
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Go ahead and roast them — the gentler the love underneath, the harder the joke lands.
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Make it move. Send the animated birthday card — pull the curtains open on their name. They’ll replay it again and again.
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