RETROACTIVELY GRATEFUL

thanks fornot sellingme as a teen

the offer must've been tempting

Thanks for not selling me as a teenager, even though I gave you every reason to. I get it now. Love you, parents.

CARD · THANKS FOR NOT SELLING ME — PARENTS

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