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Out of office:permanently
will NOT respond. ever. bye.
Your new auto-reply: gone fishing, gone golfing, gone anywhere but here. We'll miss you terribly — but honestly, lucky you. Enjoy every unread email.
CARD · OUT OF OFFICE — RETIREMENT
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Lean all the way into the joke — the inbox they'll never check again, the meetings they're free of. Keep the warmth underneath.
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