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You survivedanother yearhere!

the deadlines lost

Congrats on surviving another year of impossible deadlines and meetings that should've been emails. Honestly? You make the chaos bearable. Don't quit on us.

CARD · YOU SURVIVED ANOTHER YEAR — WORK ANNIVERSARY

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Roast the year — the chaos, the deadlines, the meetings that should've been emails — then the love underneath.

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